My boyfriend needed surgery, it really was quite dire
I kicked him in the forehead and he fell into the dryer.
There was a hole in his head but well, we were broke
So I took him to the veterinarian, as a little joke.
He was scared that he would come out with a tail
But the veterinarian told him it wouldnt fail.
He went into the operating room with a smile
And told me not to worry, it would only take a while.
Well, he came out within four days but not as Id expect
The vet said there were problems that were left unchecked,
But the surgery went well, and boy was it cheap!
I just wished my boyfriend wasnt put to slee